Jane Smiley weighs in. I don’t think JS is nearly outraged enough. In both cases (not that these two authors have much credibility) the originals were significantly better. Gunmetal grey eyeliner is actually pretty good. And the Clinique one is like Vichy. It’s real. After all I’m constantly giving my favorite adult beverages plugs: Jack and Sapphire. I could auction off names in my next novel to liquor companies.